All of us, except you.
There are databases galore for keeping tabs on people who break the law, or in some even modest way do something outside of accepted behavior. But who keeps tabs on exemplary people?
I'm willing to fulfill that important function. If you, dear reader, have never committed any of the offenses that so often blemish others, send me a message. I'll save your name in a special folder, and if, sometime in the future, you need some sort of security check, I'll be happy to offer your entry in my database as proof that you're clean.
Go to: If you ain't got nothing to hide..., or
Go to: They've got a little list.