THE ETIOLOGY & TREATMENT OF CHILDHOOD
 
                             Jordan W. Smoller
                        University of Pennsylvania
 
    Childhood is a syndrome which has only recently begun to receive
serious attention from clinicians.  The syndrome itself, however, is not
at all recent.  As early as the 8th century, the Persian historian Kidnom
made references to "short, noisy creatures," who may well have been what
we now call "children."  The treatment of children, however, was unknown
until this century, when so-called "child psychologists" and "child
psychiatrists" became common.  Despite this history of clinical neglect,
it has been estimated that well over half of all Americans alive today
have experienced childhood directly (Suess, 1983).  In fact, the actual
numbers are probably much higher, since these data are based on
self-reports which may be subject to social desirability biases and
retrospective distortion.
    The growing acceptance of childhood as a distinct phenomenon is
reflected in the proposed inclusion of the syndrome in the upcoming
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 4th edition, or
DSM-IV, of the American Psychiatric Association (1990).  Clinicians are
still in disagreement about the significant clinical features of
childhood, but the proposed DSM-IV will almost certainly include the
following core features:
 
        1. Congenital onset
        2. Dwarfism
        3. Emotional lability and immaturity
        4. Knowledge deficits
        5. Legume anorexia
 
                      Clinical Features of Childhood
 
    Although the focus of this paper is on the efficacy of conventional
treatment of childhood, the five clinical markers mentioned above merit
further discussion for those unfamiliar with this patient population.
 
CONGENITAL ONSET
 
    In one of the few existing literature reviews on childhood, Temple-
Black (1982) has noted that childhood is almost always present at birth,
although it may go undetected for years or even remain subclinical
indefinitely.  This observation has led some investigators to speculate on
a biological contribution to childhood.  As one psychologist has put it,
"we may soon be in a position to distinguish organic childhood from
functional childhood" (Rogers, 1979).
 
DWARFISM
 
    This is certainly the most familiar marker of childhood.  It is widely
known that children are physically short relative to the population at
large.  Indeed, common clinical wisdom suggests that the treatment of the
so-called "small child" (or "tot") is particularly difficult.  These
children are known to exhibit infantile behavior and display a startling
lack of insight (Tom and Jerry, 1967).
 
EMOTIONAL LABILITY AND IMMATURITY
 
    This aspect of childhood is often the only basis for a clinician's
diagnosis.  As a result, many otherwise normal adults are misdiagnosed as
children and must suffer the unnecessary social stigma of being labelled a
"child" by professionals and friends alike.
 
KNOWLEDGE DEFICITS
 
    While many children have IQ's with or even above the norm, almost all
will manifest knowledge deficits.  Anyone who has known a real child has
experienced the frustration of trying to discuss any topic that requires
some general knowledge.  Children seem to have little knowledge about the
world they live in.  Politics, art, and science -- children are largely
ignorant of these.  Perhaps it is because of this ignorance, but the sad
fact is that most children have few friends who are not, themselves,
children.
 
LEGUME ANOREXIA
 
    This last identifying feature is perhaps the most unexpected.  Folk
wisdom is supported by empirical observation -- children will rarely eat
their vegetables (see Popeye, 1957, for review).
 
                            Causes of Childhood
 
    Now that we know what it is, what can we say about the causes of
childhood?  Recent years have seen a flurry of theory and speculation from
a number of perspectives.  Some of the most prominent are reviewed below.
 
Sociological Model
 
    Emile Durkind was perhaps the first to speculate about sociological
causes of childhood.  He points out two key observations about children:
  1) the vast majority of children are unemployed, and
  2) children represent one of the least educated segments of our society.
In fact, it has been estimated that less than 20% of children have had
more than fourth grade education.
    Clearly, children are an "out-group."  Because of their intellectual
handicap, children are even denied the right to vote.  From the
sociologist's perspective, treatment should be aimed at helping assimilate
children into mainstream society.  Unfortunately, some victims are so
incapacitated by their childhood that they are simply not competent to
work.  One promising rehabilitation program (Spanky and Alfalfa, 1978) has
trained victims of severe childhood to sell lemonade.
 
Biological Model
 
    The observation that childhood is usually present from birth has led
some to speculate on a biological contribution.  An early investigation by
Flintstone and Jetson (1939) indicated that childhood runs in families.
Their survey of over 8,000 American families revealed that over half
contained more than one child.  Further investigation revealed that even
most non-child family members had experienced childhood at some point.
Cross-cultural studies (e.g., Mowgli & Din, 1950) indicate that family
childhood is even more prevalent in the Far East.  For example, in Indian
and Chinese families, as many as three out of four family members may have
childhood.
    Impressive evidence of a genetic component of childhood comes from a
large-scale twin study by Brady and Partridge (1972).  These authors
studied over 106 pairs of twins, looking at concordance rates for
childhood.  Among identical or monozygotic twins, concordance was
unusually high (0.92), i.e., when one twin was diagnosed with childhood,
the other twin was almost always a child as well.
 
Psychological Models
 
    A considerable number of psychologically-based theories of the
development of childhood exist.  They are too numerous to review here.
Among the more familiar models are Seligman's "learned childishness"
model.  According to this model, individuals who are treated like children
eventually give up and become children.  As a counterpoint to such
theories, some experts have claimed that childhood does not really exist.
Szasz (1980) has called "childhood" an expedient label.  In seeking
conformity, we handicap those whom we find unruly or too short to deal
with by labelling them "children."
 
                          Treatment of Childhood
 
    Efforts to treat childhood are as old as the syndrome itself.  Only in
modern times, however, have humane and systematic treatment protocols been
applied.  In part, this increased attention to the problem may be due to
the sheer number of individuals suffering from childhood. Government
statistics (DHHS) reveal that there are more children alive today than at
any time in our history.  To paraphrase P.T. Barnum: "There's a child born
every minute."
    The overwhelming number of children has made government intervention
inevitable.  The nineteenth century saw the institution of what remains
the largest single program for the treatment of childhood -- so-called
"public schools."  Under this colossal program, individuals are placed
into treatment groups based on the severity of their condition.  For
example, those most severely afflicted may be placed in a "kindergarten"
program. Patients at this level are typically short, unruly, emotionally
immature,and intellectually deficient.  Given this type of individual,
therapy is essentially one of patient management and of helping the child
master basic skills (e.g. finger-painting).
    Unfortunately, the "school" system has been largely ineffective.  Not
only is the program a massive tax burden, but it has failed even to slow
down the rising incidence of childhood.
    Faced with this failure and the growing epidemic of childhood, mental
health professionals are devoting increasing attention to the treatment of
childhood.  Given a theoretical framework by Freud's landmark treatises on
childhood, child psychiatrists and psychologists claimed great successes
in their clinical interventions.
    By the 1950's, however, the clinicians' optimism had waned.  Even
after years of costly analysis, many victims remained children.  The
following case (taken from Gumbie & Poke, 1957) is typical.
 
                 Billy J., age 8, was brought to treatment by his parents.
     Billy's affliction was painfully obvious.  He stood only 4'3" high and
     weighed a scant 70 lbs., despite the fact that he ate voraciously.
     Billy presented a variety of troubling symptoms.  His voice was
     noticeably high for a man.  He displayed legume anorexia, and,
     according to his parents, often refused to bathe.  His intellectual
     functioning was also below normal -- he had little general knowledge
     and could barely write a structured sentence.  Social skills were also
     deficient.  He often spoke inappropriately and exhibited "whining
     behaviour."  His sexual experience was non-existent.  Indeed, Billy
     considered women "icky."  His parents reported that his condition had
     been present from birth, improving gradually after he was placed in a
     school at age 5.  The diagnosis was "primary childhood."  After years
     of painstaking treatment, Billy improved gradually.  At age 11, his
     height and weight have increased, his social skills are broader, and
     he is now functional enough to hold down a "paper route."
 
    After years of this kind of frustration, startling new evidence has
come to light which suggests that the prognosis in cases of childhood may
not be all gloom.  A critical review by Fudd (1972) noted that studies of
the childhood syndrome tend to lack careful follow-up.  Acting on this
observation, Moe, Larrie, and Kirly (1974) began a large-scale
longitudinal study.  These investigators studied two groups.  The first
group consisted of 34 children currently engaged in a long-term
conventional treatment program.  The second was a group of 42 children
receiving no treatment. All subjects had been diagnosed as children at
least 4 years previously, with a mean duration of childhood of 6.4 years.
    At the end of one year, the results confirmed the clinical wisdom that
childhood is a refractory disorder -- virtually all symptoms persisted and
the treatment group was only slightly better off than the controls.
    The results, however, of a careful 10-year follow-up were startling.
The investigators (Moe, Larrie, Kirly , & Shemp, 1984) assessed the
original cohort on a variety of measures.  General knowledge and emotional
maturity were assessed with standard measures.  Height was assessed by the
"metric system" (see Ruler, 1923), and legume appetite by the Vegetable
Appetite Test (VAT) designed by Popeye (1968).  Moe et al. found that
subjects improved uniformly on all measures.  Indeed, in most cases, the
subjects appeared to be symptom-free.  Moe et al. report a spontaneous
remission rate of 95%, a finding which is certain to revolutionize the
clinical approach to childhood.
    These recent results suggests that the prognosis for victims of
childhood may not be so bad as we have feared.  We must not, however,
become too complacent.  Despite its apparently high spontaneous remission
rate, childhood remains one of the most serious and rapidly growing
disorders facing mental health professional today.  And, beyond the
psychological pain it brings, childhood has recently been linked to a
number of physical disorders.  Twenty years ago, Howdi, Doodi, and
Beauzeau (1965) demonstrated a six-fold increased risk of chicken pox,
measles, and mumps among children as compared with normal controls. Later,
Barby and Kenn (1971) linked childhood to an elevated risk of accidents --
compared with normal adults, victims of childhood were much more likely to
scrape their knees, lose their teeth, and fall off their bikes.
    Clearly, much more research is needed before we can give any real hope
to the millions of victims wracked by this insidious disorder.
 
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